Uncle Ted

I actually found Ted Kennedy's speech kinda moving, especially when you consider that this could very well be his last public speech. I'm impressed that he was able to speak so clearly and with such composure when you know he had to feel like crap.

And I also noticed that the only one in his family who got teary-eyed was Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger -- you know the one married to a Republican. See, we're compassionate -- even if each tear did cost us like 50,000 votes for Obama.

But still, I do have to say that if you're producing a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, you don't want to open with a shot of a rippling body of water.